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The Legends of Hiro The Legends of Hiro

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Monkey island, without monkeys, and the island

Very, very good little RPG. Not because its particularly engaging, or "epic" or anything, its just got that brilliant comedic charm like the monkey island series. On the whole it well written, well animated, and witty.

My only problem is that the end after the eeevvviiilll demon is defeated is a bit of an anti-climax, I wasn't expecting fireworks, but I was expecting either funny twist or funny cliffhanger. Well I expected a bit more funny anyway, hopefully you were setting up for the "The Misunderstood Adventures of Hiro" or something, which would be nice.

Oh the only other problem I had was it was a tad easy, not with solving the puzzles but it was fairly linear in the way you have an item use it on character A to get Item X which you use on character B etc, but to make that more complex is hard enough, it was fun as it was.


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Domestic Dispute Domestic Dispute

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bitch Slap of the Century

Great piece, I think you under-estimate how well you've done here. I notice quite a lot of sound effects taken from Final Fantasy VIII (I think its VIII anyway) as well as a similar type of style with the charge up and stars.
The jokes are great, throwing down the gauntlet only to have it kicked back in his face is very funny, great use of the popcorn song too, love that retro tune. Oh and your skills in the animation are superb too.

Be careful with a fight versus comp though, you have to deal with AI then and getting that right is difficult, I'd stick with choice moves, maybe each one leads to more diffirent ones like each choice is a different path and so a fight can have x number of different outcomes.


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LisVender responds:

Actually, a lot of those sfx are from Metal Slug, Civilization III, House of the Dead, Marvel vs. Capcom, Waku Waku 7 and other games, but none were from Final Fantasy VIII. Maybe some of them were recycled into that game, I don't know. :) Thanks for all the kind words!


Sonic the Pervert Sonic the Pervert

Rated 3 / 5 stars

..........

Very thin ground ice here, the game is addictive but bloody hard, and despite the good drawings (they look like the work of an artist rather than a premature 15 year old, even considering there "nature") the game is slipping, It could be a great game with a hint of porn like Ganguru girl (ok maybe a bit more than a hint) but if your not careful this could turn into one nasty hentai mess.
Just make sure you use some common sense and you'll have a winner.


Yeowi responds:

hahah, the next game may have more nudity. Thought I'll have to continue researching if sega would bother me or not. I don't wanna get sued you know.


Defend Your Castle (Full) Defend Your Castle (Full)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Addictive

You can waste entire lunch breaks on this thing!
Die little sticks die!

You could even do different themes! defend your base! lol give them all machine guns instead.



Valentine Smoochie Valentine Smoochie

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Brilliant

More! More I say! More options and ways to die!! Keep em coming! I love em!



Johnny Rocketfingers Johnny Rocketfingers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Real suppish

I think you've started a trend there, people have already started to use "Suppish" in other reviews.
Johnny is possibly the coolest Newgrounds character in existence, love the way he swings through the air and the metal pole just seems to land in his hand from no-where, like he isn't even trying properly.
Great characters and one-liners (hard liqour? HAHAHA!), nice ending too, except for the bar slut, call me a 6ft pussy but I like nice endings, he can still be suppish but I'd like to have seen the ho get her daughter back.



Child Cruelty Child Cruelty

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This ain't an appeal

Newgrounds is for fun, escapism. Many of us realise the realities of life but for gods sake don't stick them on Newgrounds. Make something that will make people laugh, or at least think happy.



Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest! Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Genius!

Lol, excellent game with much thought and just a little bit off a *wink wink nudge nudge* towards some old skool games. But this AND replay value! Your too generous! Got your magic stick right here corky! LOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Death2Smiley Death2Smiley

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Shame

It's a great idea but quite poorly executed



Ganguro Girl 1.5 Ganguro Girl 1.5

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Perfect

Lets get somethings straight, this treads a very thine line between sequel and rip-off, personally I feel very strongly that it is more of an unofficial remake, and a bloody good one at that. I to am re-making things I've seen on the net (Like a music vid to bf 1942 using Without Me) but how I wanted them to go. This is what Sim-girl SHOULD have been.
There are some problems like paddle was to many rounds and the world map was slightly annoying with the screen movie, but its still excellent........actually what is it? Anime? Manga? Hentai? Addictive? I'd go for the latter, oh and do u take solo cards or do I have to have a credit card to get the full version?


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